AH.

phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

Yes.

(via fahbulus)

kat1712:

redrumtea:

tohmi:

I’m not for abortion
I’m for every woman having the right to choose what to do with her own body
I’m for preventing the fear of what to do with a child that is unwanted or unplanned
I’m for protecting women from back-ally abortions because they have no other option. 

thats why it’s called pro-choice, not pro-abortion

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE.

(Source: john-marys-sherlock, via noweeniesallowecl)

Supernatural: An Easter Summary

bluekarkat:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

I AM DYING

MY FAVORITE HAHAHA.

(via thentheresher)

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

(Source: goldlevskis, via lmaoalien)

eqohz:

"How rare is that?"
"Hm?"
"To find someone you’re willing to waste all your time on—to find someone who wants to waste all their time on you?"

(via imstillaninjaa)

laureninlilly:

armystrong-countryboy:

stuff-that-irks-me:

obamadawn:

George W. Bush heard about Ft Hood, got in his car without any escort, and drove to the base. He was stopped at the gate to ask for directions to the hosp. then drove on. Bush requested to let him visit the wounded and the dependents of the dead. He stayed at Fort Hood for over 6 hours, until he asked to leave by a message from the White House. Obama flew in days later and held a “photo opportunity” session in a gym, and did not even go to the hospital.

Classy

GWB might have had his faults but at least he cares

I love W


Lol.http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/georgewbush/ss/bush_fort_hood_4.htmhttp://www.factcheck.org/2010/02/bush-at-ft-hood/Boom.1. This is the incident from 2009.2. It was not an unexpected visit.3. Bush did request an escort.4. His visit lasted 2 hours, not 6.5. The White House did not ask Bush to leave.6. President Obama and the First Lady did, in fact, go to the hospital and visit privately with the injured and their families before and after speaking at the public memorial service that afternoon.Research before you start spewing and circulating lies. I am not saying that Bush is a bad man, for he did go out of his way to visit the victims. However, there is no need to compare what he did to what Obama did, much less spreading something that isn’t even true.I am just disappointed in how a LOT of people are ignorant of facts and gullible to lies.

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via fahbulus)

lyssalovescookies:


flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

meistens:

snapchatting:

what if there were professional text post critics

Rating: 

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

(Source: snapchatting, via fahbulus)

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption
iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-am-patrice:

If you ask me, I don’t think Destiel is actually going to become Canon. 

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AND THE AWARD FOR BEST USE OF A GIF IN THE HISTORY OF TUMBLR GOES TO ^^^

I CAN’T SCROLL PAST WITHOUT REBLOGGING

(Source: female-music-artists, via laffed)